Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: (none)
Rating: PG-ish
A/N: So Nate is pretty fuckin' OOC in this. Actually, everyone is pretty fuckin' OOC in everything I write. Take note for future reference.

( The clients had just left. )

Fandom: House
Pairing: (none)
Rating: PG
Summary: Chase has a long-lost illegitimate son. Lulz ensue.
A/N: I decided that the fourth wall was getting on my nerves, so everyone, notably Wilson, no longer acknowledges it.

( When House walked into the conference room... )

Fandom: House
Pairing: (none)
Rating: PG-13-ish
Summary: Chase has an illegitimate long-lost son. Lulz ensue.

( House thought he'd seen that kid somewhere. )

Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: (none)
Rating: R

( Why is this happening to me? )

Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Pairing: (none as of yet)

( So, wait, is there gonna be a laugh track? )

Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13-ish (sexual humor and language)
Pairing: (none as of yet)

( In the blink of an eye... )

Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13 (language and offensive humor)
Pairing: (none)
A/N: Voldemort discovers a whole new torture technique...again. Warning: Helen Keller jokes.

( Voldemort found himsef in a position... )

Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13 (language and offensive humor)
Pairing: (none)
A/N: Voldemort discovers a whole new torture technique. Warning: dead baby jokes. Stay away if you no like.

( My Lord, I don't think this is appropriate )

Fandom: Star Trek: 2009
Rating: PG (language)
Pairing: (none)

Chapter 1

( Bones hung up the phone... )

Fandom: Star Trek: 2009
Rating: PG (language)
Pairing: (none)
Summary: AU in which Kirk and Bones are security guards at ABC, and Nero and Ayel are still PTSD-ridden aliens.

( We wait for the one who allowed our home to be destroyed. )